Match made in heaven/KFC

My friend Beddis (left) has not been lucky in love...
but I think I have finally found the one for him

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5 legged elephant

It's true. It's a true wonder of science. I have managed to photograph the five legged elephant. I suspect I will be nominated for awards for this. I bloody hope so. I risked my neck for this picture and the mood the elephant was in, and some of the looks it gave me, i probably risked something else...

Monkey's In Prague

Just a normal weekend in Prague and the place is full of monkeys!!!

But to be honest I suspect the ones above were fake because i should know being a monkey myself. And Steve - well i think we all know he's not human. Especially after 20 Mojito's. ...

A Manchester Babe I Met

While I was out the other weekend I met this beautiful babe in Manchester high street. There is going to be some lucky man out there who ends up with this chick - she was clearly out of my league!

Tribe People

I was out and about and met some tribe people. Just a couple of miles south of Basingstoke.

They did a highly choreographed dance, basically I think they were all auditioning for My Fair Lady!








After they did some circles and some rain dancing for which I paid some more shillings I got the treat to enter their Mud huts. Then this man in a skirt showed me how big the melons were in his village.



The central heating system is slightly different to what I'm used to, but considering it was 35C outside I'm not entirely sure why it was switched on. I did think about throwing a burger on, but couldn't see any red sauce so give it a miss.



I tell a joke and it all ends happy ever after

Pussy Blog

To start with here are some pussies: